I feel bad...but I'm kind of in awe of Alec Baldwin's no-nonsense 1950s approach to parenting and, one can assume, children with cellphones.

It's a tragic anachronism, don't get me wrong.

All I'm saying is if he had thrown in an "I'll tan your hide" or "cut me a switch" I may have actually been sold on the fact that he simply doesn't know the acceptable limits of modern parenting. Like maybe he was raised by his own grandparents so he's a few generations behind Dr.Spock?

It's called commitment baby

Cam