Sunday, March 25, 2007

Lesson of the Day: Why $1.50 bag of marinated duck wings is not as good as a $1.50 bag of Chicken wings even if you think it probably is:
5. The sauce tastes like nothing and makes your house smell like Chinatown.
4. The bag isn't properly closed and leaks duck juice all over everything.
3. They look like the legs on the bad guys from "Starship Troopers".
2. Not easily matched with dippin' sauces.
1. Packaged liberally with large amounts of what I can only assume are duck hearts.

Cam

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