On not properly coping with depression

So yes, we all know I was a bit bummed by the sum total of crap that went crappy this week. No job, few roomie prospects etc. etc. etc. but when I'm down there are ways to get back up again. Here they are in no particular order:1) Mindy Kaling: Let see...she wrote/starred in a play about Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, she's on "The Office", she used to work on "Crossing Over", she keeps the funniest/girliest/most informative blog ever (!) and she reminds me of the cooler brown girls my mom adopts from work to be my pretend sisters. I'd say it's a solid crush.
2) Tim Horton's: I thought I was Canadian before but a girl brought a lot of donuts to class and I ate like 5. 3 in about 2 minutes and the rest as I pretended to clean up. Boston cream, old fashioned, sour cream glazed and all the fritters. And it didn't even spoil my dinner. And I lied, I ate 8 (thanks Tina Fey).
3) Organic Blue Cheese: Your organic nature makes me forget that you are literally the substance clogging my arteries but, I can leave you at other peoples houses so I don't eat you all at once so we are a super team.
4) Veggie platter: You are the best thing to eat after you had 8 donuts to make you feel less like human garbage. But you also have so much ranch sauce so you aren't all preachy about it.
5) Cheesecake: Man I hated that restaurant "The Cheesecake Factory" when I was a kid. The food for dinner was such bullshit and I didn't ever eat dessert because I wanted to show up everyone else through self-deprivation so I never understood why people ever wanted to go there. Way to find a new way to be an idiot Kid Cam!
6) America's Next Top Model: Sometimes I think I'm over it but then sometimes 50 cent pushes Jael into a pool and Nicole Ritchie pulls a "Mean Girls" and Tyra pushes the bounds of black-on-black racism by suggesting a girl have a nickname of "brown.
7) Travelling Carnivals!!!: Vancouver has these weird ones that travel to malls. They remind me of the one that always came to our ghetto mall Abbotsfield in Edmonton. Their rides are ricketier and their concessions are scarier and they have airbrushed photos of X-Tina and The Fast and the Furious on the sides of everything and their haunted houses are called "Munchen". This is what people were talking about when they talked about fairs. Not the fucking PNE.

8) "Yaggers": Don't get me wrong: It has a painting of jagermeister on its walls, it has it on tap, it misspells the abbreviation of the name and it's full of douches so it wears its suck on its sleeve. But my friends it is so close to Harbor Center so you can confuse your professor into getting embarrassingly drunk in front of it and it sports a quick jaunt to your own busstop. Also you might find 5 bucks outside of it. Wow. 9) TACO LUIS: One upon a time a nice asian man ate at taco time and maybe had them explain the concept of tacos. Then he decided to open a restaurant in a shitty mall in Richmond and make tacos just like them. But somehow in the process of making a routine taco he accidentally made MAGIC. The tacos are amazing. They fill you for literally 12 hours or something. You can order a "10 inch special". Their salsa isn't salsa but is good on everything salsa is good on. It may be better than salsa. You seriously should go to Richmond just for a taco, it's not as stupid as it sounds.
10) Red Wine: You make my face red, exasturbate my allergies, make me hot and sweaty and if I'm trying to hit on a girl I get handsy with your advice but, Sir, If I'm watching t.v. or in a hot bath you are my drink of choice. That whore white can spend her time in everyone else's glass.
11) Death Proof: Don't get me wrong, "Planet Terror" was great and hilarious but "Death Proof" was an amazing movie. It was original and weird and experimental in its suspense. It had sexy ladies and crazy things and got me so excited I was yelping, squealing and clapping like a fool. I could simultaneously enjoy the movie and the craft put into it. It got me not only psyched on movies but psyched on making my own. Warren was dizzy after watching it. 'nuff said


Take all these and call me in the morning,

12) "Take it sleazy"

Cam