Seriously
I'm your wingman. We are your wingmen/women.
We love your antics, it's why we pal around. We love to live vicariously through you because it makes our sometimes meager lives seem a bit more important.
We know your weaknesses and do our best to cover them so you can have sex. I can't really explain why. It's a deep thing.
But we are not you.
It's wonderful you brin us to meet eachother and buy us drinks and sit us next to eachother but man oh man is that wrong.
Would you love it if you had sex and your BFFs had sex on the same night? Maybe... I dont really get your mindset.
Regardless we are creatures quite different and not as fond of the random hookup as you. We Don't really get it.
we have our loves and our crushes and silently pine for them. you wouldnt understand.
But know we are happy and so on. We like to talk with one another and make fun of you.
I hope you enjoy your sex
Cam
I'm your wingman. We are your wingmen/women.
We love your antics, it's why we pal around. We love to live vicariously through you because it makes our sometimes meager lives seem a bit more important.
We know your weaknesses and do our best to cover them so you can have sex. I can't really explain why. It's a deep thing.
But we are not you.
It's wonderful you brin us to meet eachother and buy us drinks and sit us next to eachother but man oh man is that wrong.
Would you love it if you had sex and your BFFs had sex on the same night? Maybe... I dont really get your mindset.
Regardless we are creatures quite different and not as fond of the random hookup as you. We Don't really get it.
we have our loves and our crushes and silently pine for them. you wouldnt understand.
But know we are happy and so on. We like to talk with one another and make fun of you.
I hope you enjoy your sex
Cam
posted by Cam at 1:51 AM
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Okay, I am drafting a response the script with things that are, hopefully, to you liking. Give me the weekend.
To me, this might as well read:
Seriously
I am you're malaysian shoe producer
We love you're movements, it's why we imagine you're carefree running style. We love to live vicariously through you because it makes our sometimes meager lives seem a bit more important.
We know your weaknesses and do our best to make you're footwear seem appealing so you can have sex. I can't really explain why. It's a deep thing.
But we are not you.
It's wonderful that you combine our labour with that of other chatling slaves in your A+ threads, but oh man is that wrong.
Would you love it if you looked pimp and you're BAW (Best Asian Worker) looked pimp on the same night? Maybe . . . I don't really get your mindset.
Regardless we are creatures quite different and not as fond of the in-built air pump as you. We don't really get it.
We have our dreams of escape and our desires for shelter, and silently pine for them. You wouldn't understand.
But we know you are happy and so on. We like to talk with one another and make fun of you.
I hope you enjoy your shoes.
Jai Daul
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Wingmen are a means to an end, Cam. And while they are neccesary, as illustrated, the mindset of the non-wingman is that the wingmen will at some point rise up and . . .
brace yourself,
require wingmen.
And then, of course, it is the solemn duty of the non-wingmen to take on the role of the wingmen and preform the tasks prescribed to the best of their ability.
Require more wingmen, Cam.
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