OPEN LETTERS
Dear "concerned" readers,
I apologize that none of the "crazy" photos from my just-as "crazy" weekend are up yet. My "crazy" internet photo-posting thing is broken. And also i'm lazy and chock full of "crazy" journals and essays. So they'll be up sometime soon so you can get mad at me for posting embarassing stuff about you.
CAM
Dear www.resist.com,
Why are you so racist? Why do your pictures come up in most of my google images searches?
I will give you the fact that your site is like a shocking trainwreck I can't look away from. But, for the most part, your racist themed webgames leave a lot to be desired.
CAM
Dear Mayana,
Yes, I'd agree I'm obsessed with girls. Its not fake, or to score points because I dont think it actually scores points. Be interested in how girls operate and work makes them nervous usually. Also, I'm usually more friends with girls than anything else which has given me an impenetrable ring of girls surrouding me at most times scaring away any prospective suitorettes.
But yeah, i dont kow. Doesn't everyone find the other sex and their operations mindboggling. Hell, I find my own sex mindboggling. I think i'm more obsessed with Interpersonal relationships, and neurotic about girls. Well, now i just sound obsessed with being obsessed with girls. There ain't no cure for love they say...
...God Damn Leonard Cohen...
CAM
Dear Mike Hingston,
Damn your editors voice for sticking in my head so that the next time i was bored I googled myself, in search for some relief from my brain pain and love lornedness. And also for having me re-find THIS which still confuses and creeps me out. You, by inspiration, have creeped me out Mr.Hingston. And thats after a night of looking at that damn white power website.
CAM
Dear Google,
Why are you so tempting? Why once I have searched myself and I tempted to search everyone I know?
You do a disservice to people by allowing them to search the names of people they have been romantically involved with. Why, you may ask?
Simple. Either: a) the person finds nothing of interest then gets depressed that they searched at all
b) They find something interesting then get sad they arent with the person
c) The find semi-nude pictures of them and feel...conflicted...
Please suspend my ability to search anything.
CAM
Dear "concerned" readers,
I apologize that none of the "crazy" photos from my just-as "crazy" weekend are up yet. My "crazy" internet photo-posting thing is broken. And also i'm lazy and chock full of "crazy" journals and essays. So they'll be up sometime soon so you can get mad at me for posting embarassing stuff about you.
CAM
Dear www.resist.com,
Why are you so racist? Why do your pictures come up in most of my google images searches?
I will give you the fact that your site is like a shocking trainwreck I can't look away from. But, for the most part, your racist themed webgames leave a lot to be desired.
CAM
Dear Mayana,
Yes, I'd agree I'm obsessed with girls. Its not fake, or to score points because I dont think it actually scores points. Be interested in how girls operate and work makes them nervous usually. Also, I'm usually more friends with girls than anything else which has given me an impenetrable ring of girls surrouding me at most times scaring away any prospective suitorettes.
But yeah, i dont kow. Doesn't everyone find the other sex and their operations mindboggling. Hell, I find my own sex mindboggling. I think i'm more obsessed with Interpersonal relationships, and neurotic about girls. Well, now i just sound obsessed with being obsessed with girls. There ain't no cure for love they say...
...God Damn Leonard Cohen...
CAM
Dear Mike Hingston,
Damn your editors voice for sticking in my head so that the next time i was bored I googled myself, in search for some relief from my brain pain and love lornedness. And also for having me re-find THIS which still confuses and creeps me out. You, by inspiration, have creeped me out Mr.Hingston. And thats after a night of looking at that damn white power website.
CAM
Dear Google,
Why are you so tempting? Why once I have searched myself and I tempted to search everyone I know?
You do a disservice to people by allowing them to search the names of people they have been romantically involved with. Why, you may ask?
Simple. Either: a) the person finds nothing of interest then gets depressed that they searched at all
b) They find something interesting then get sad they arent with the person
c) The find semi-nude pictures of them and feel...conflicted...
Please suspend my ability to search anything.
CAM
posted by Cam at 5:30 PM
2 Comments:
Dear Mayana,
I agree, Cam IS obsessed with girls.
KATIE
Dear Cam,
I agree, being obsessed with girls hasn't scored you points.
KATIE
Dear Katie,
How many times have you slept in a bed with Cam and yet you seem to be the only girl Cam has shown no physical attraction to. Katie, what does this mean?
KATIE
Dear Ian Urbanski,
I wrote you into a CD review I wrote this week. Although you aren't mentioned by name, so that won't help your Googlability.
MIKE
Dear Cam Maitland,
your knowledge of all things "intarweb" related has made me a more adventurous internet user. The white power cartoons were inspiring too, but not in the same way.
MIKE
Dear Katie Gutteridge,
I have slept on Cam's floor on two separate occasions and both times was shown physical attraction. It was sort of like the snake in the Jungle Book. J-j-jealous?
MIKE
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