Thursday, October 27, 2005

If I learned one thing upon viewing the new Tony Scott/Richard Kelly vehicle "Domino", it is this:

Kiera Knightley has FANTASTIC breasts. No, fantastic. Look above. Seems decievingly flat/possible little floppy breasts/misshapen nipples/boney boney rib breasts but my friends, no. No they are nice. They look bigger than they seem. They sit well. Good proportions. Man.
In fact, female celebrities have GREAT breasts. The last bad pair of breasts I remember were on Naomi Watts and that was really more a picky "nipple length" issue.

This leads me to think...are female celebrities cast simply based on how good their breasts look? Do very attractive women automatically have very attractive breasts?

OR

Are there strange, unknown and unnaffortable to normal non-celebrities like us, tiny miniscule persnickety little plastic surgeries to like tweak the nipple and fix how the breast hangs on the chest etc.?

Its an odd phenomena , but a phenomena I'll just have to grow to accept.

And truth be told most of the pairs of breasts i've encountered in real life have been pretty fantastic too.

Maybe breasts are just fantastic...


What do you think Natalie?

CAM

P.S. In related news, I've recently become At-Large Representitive for the Itty bitty titty comittee

P.S.S. Ian , this post is also to make up for not coming to the show. I hope you enjoy pornography!

P.S.S.s. In regards to the film "Domino" beyond the breasts, it is fair. I'm not much of a fan of Tony Scotts tricks, i find them a bit distracting, but the script is entertaining and fairly solid. It does try a bit to be cool, but if you just let yourself enjoy it, it's fairly good, though not as fantastic as the breasts. Mo'Nique is at her funniest, and a surprisingly good actor too. I must watch more showtime at the apollo.

4 Comments:

Blogger warren said...

More Keira Knightlegy boobosity= "The Jacket" co-starring Adrian Brody.

Just throwing that out there. Not that I am an avid follower, or anything.

1:06 AM  
Blogger Michael said...

I saw Natalie Portman on the cover of Blender this month, and realized that I'll end up buying it no matter what I do. Her breasts are lovely.

1:41 AM  
Blogger iurbansk said...

don't worry about the show. we sucked anyways. we packed up early and headed to the marine club to catch the abbott street racket. who indeed rule.

i do love pornography

1:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Last night I had dreams of us having sex in a computer chair.

2:55 PM  

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