Friday, November 18, 2005

I meet a lot of guys that don't dance because they think it makes them look uncool and , granted, it does but unless you can pull off the whole Johnny Cash/Denis Leary cool you aren't going to get any girls by not dancing. Girls demand a little dance and actually they surprisingly aren't bad judgers when it comes right down to the wire. If you are nervous you can even pull out a funny move and impress them with how cute you are...

And i'll let you in on a little secret. If you dance with girls whether you "score" or not you come away smelling FANTASTIC! Seriously. You could go like a day without showering.

In a related note:

Have you noticed how good you are at Pac-Man now that you aren't 6 years old? I used to not be able to get past the first level no matter how many lives I had, now I clean up.

Hugh Hefner got arthritis from Pac-Man. Now he has a Pac-Man brace. During the early 80s the Playboy Bunnies called themselves "The Pac-Man Widows" due to the amount of Pac-Man Hugh played.

Pac-Man knows something we don't.

CAM

3 Comments:

Blogger Amy said...

can my christmas present from you to me be that guitar?

5:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bet you five bucks you're just good at Pac-Man cuz you're waiting all the time for MySpace.com to stop doing their wanking off (maintenance).

4:11 AM  
Blogger mcslo said...

Cameron - you are obsessed with girls, has anyone ever pointed that out to you? Either that or you think that appearing obsessed with girls will score you points with girls, which also leads me to the conclusion that you are obsessed with girls.

PS. I like your shit idea.

8:07 PM  

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