Aborted Photographic Opportunities
by
Cam
I carried my Camera around a few days in the past few weeks and missed most opportunites for worthwhile photography so instead i took what follows
The PNE was unphotogenic what with all the fat people and their cute, but also fat children. Mostly sweating. My prize photo was supposed to be a licivious picture of a shiatsu massager on a desk chair which had a sign that said "adults only" on it, but i was afraid to take it well so it was too out of focus. Regardless the only willing subjects were available were in the agricultural dome.
I was excited to see common farm animals in the fair. But they are all too stuck up. Real farm animals wouldnt use a fan. Fucking sellouts.
And talk about losing cred. These goats are far too organized for my liking.
Don't even get me started on what a letdown this exhibit was. Dock wasn't even there.
I went to an Indie show put on by the Peak so I took an Indie picture all dutched out on Mike's suggestion. Is it just me or does Warren kind of look like a ventriloquist dummy when he's red-faced drunk and shotgunning a beer?
I think my foreboding use of lighting in this picture captured the harrowing events of that night. Let me say september whatever it was will be a day to be remembered.
Like all semi-mythical trickster types this bastard got harder to photograph the more mischeif he made. I hear if you can actually catch him he'll give you a smoke. here i think he was trying to play harmonica and that required glasses.
Here is the beer, aslan trying to avert the inevitable and another girl getting undoubtedly a better photo. Ohh kodak. you win this round.
Yesterday was a pimp and ho party. International people dont know what that means (because sometimes they already dress like that). This guy was dutch and wrapped in a union jack with a firehelmet and he kept saying "I'm FUCKING britain".
God save the queen indeed.
This guy's name was Sven. 'nuff said.
This was supposed to be a picture of matt sticking candles down his pants but instead you can just see his big useless penis.
If i ever start being a better photographer you'll all be sorry.
CAM
by
Cam
I carried my Camera around a few days in the past few weeks and missed most opportunites for worthwhile photography so instead i took what follows
The PNE was unphotogenic what with all the fat people and their cute, but also fat children. Mostly sweating. My prize photo was supposed to be a licivious picture of a shiatsu massager on a desk chair which had a sign that said "adults only" on it, but i was afraid to take it well so it was too out of focus. Regardless the only willing subjects were available were in the agricultural dome.I was excited to see common farm animals in the fair. But they are all too stuck up. Real farm animals wouldnt use a fan. Fucking sellouts.
And talk about losing cred. These goats are far too organized for my liking.Don't even get me started on what a letdown this exhibit was. Dock wasn't even there.I went to an Indie show put on by the Peak so I took an Indie picture all dutched out on Mike's suggestion. Is it just me or does Warren kind of look like a ventriloquist dummy when he's red-faced drunk and shotgunning a beer?I think my foreboding use of lighting in this picture captured the harrowing events of that night. Let me say september whatever it was will be a day to be remembered.Like all semi-mythical trickster types this bastard got harder to photograph the more mischeif he made. I hear if you can actually catch him he'll give you a smoke. here i think he was trying to play harmonica and that required glasses.Here is the beer, aslan trying to avert the inevitable and another girl getting undoubtedly a better photo. Ohh kodak. you win this round.Yesterday was a pimp and ho party. International people dont know what that means (because sometimes they already dress like that). This guy was dutch and wrapped in a union jack with a firehelmet and he kept saying "I'm FUCKING britain".God save the queen indeed.
This guy's name was Sven. 'nuff said.This was supposed to be a picture of matt sticking candles down his pants but instead you can just see his big useless penis.If i ever start being a better photographer you'll all be sorry.
CAM
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