Main Attraction

Is the fact that there's always some girl in my class who i'm really attracted to, then flirt with, then stop talking to because she doesn't respond while there's some other girl I don't like who flirst with me one of life's little ironies that happens to everyone?

Or do I have deep seated problems?
I was walking through the AQ today and was oogling a hot girl when she said hello to me.

Then I realized it was a girl I know but kind of hate.

THEN I realized that my dislike of her personality was so strong it made me see her as physically unattractive.

I am the world's most imaginative douchebag...or a gentle soul...

The fact that I'm so attracted to Kristen Wiig either means I'm a whore for celebrities or am just attracted to kind of funny looking 36 year old women.

Either way my high priced male prostitute business is totally gonna take off!

CAM