YOU SAY IAN'S BIRTHDAY PARTY! I SAY IAN DIES!

Sorry.

It was Ian's birthday. If you didnt hear he did 21 shots in about an hour and a half. I think he's dead now. I havent actually seen him.
Here is the first "shot" proper. It is after numerous beers at the templeton and me forcing him to drink my hot beer and whiskey/orangina concoction. Not as bad as it sounds surprisingly. Which means its about as good as a dutch prostitute vomiting in your mouth.
All the people were out. Yuka n' Jason n' Joel n' part of Jeff's legs
Mike indescriminate about giving people shots and thus as Ian got drunk so did most others. Here he seems stable
Alright, in my defense this was the 2nd prairie fire. Not in my defense i have to take off my glasses and close my eyes to get drunk.

Apparently Ian's family likes to get Little People drunk. Luckily Jason pulled out early...
Unluckily Yuka had a cellphone and called everyone on it and left long messages.
Also, Ian made another speech which involved some sort of a "hands-in" thing.
Ian had a spit cup. Apparently the rest of us feed off his pain.
Chubby man behind us seems less amused.
You know Yuka is drunk when she kisses everyone in every photo. You know warren is when he makes that face.
Francis seems to enjoy that long straw but truth is we made it to stick down her clevage so it's all an elaborate act for the photo.
sadly, physics didn't allow for it to be an awesome straw.

Stu punched real hard. You cant tell from this but maybe if you zero in on the face of the bouncer guy in the back. he looks pretty impressed. and he punches for a living.
Ian really doesnt like the long straw. The red cup was his spit cup.
And with a final test of general dexterity Ian left us for the night and we almost watched another band play but decided we'd catch the early bus instead.

Mazel Tov Ian.

Now you are a man.

We promise to try harder to kill you next year.

CAM