Final Edmonton Holiday Update:
THIS is for everyone who complains about me making up words. They will make me a millionare. Cromulent and Dickety will always be close to my heart.
But the important thing of the day is I spent it reading book after book on my family history:
Things that run in my extended family
- lukemia
- alcoholism
- divorce
- miscarriages
- poorly named children
People in my family who, from their names are clearly from Alberta and/or Porn Stars
- Spike
- Butch
- Jock (2)
- Ruby
and last but certainly not least
- Holly Wood.
Strange and Hilarious Tragedies to fall upon my family
- Getting hit on the head with a baseball and having a violent personality change
- 3 , count 'em, 3 orphans who don't know anything about their families
- Getting terminal lukemia in the 70s and it never killing them, nor having any doctors being able to explain why to this very day
- Husband takes money you gave him for christmas presents and uses it to buy women's lingere for himself.
Well, thats it for Edmonton. If you care Goeal-wise I got around 17 script treatments done in 24 days and am god fucking damn proud of it(hey everyone, hire me as your personal writer). Sure, 1/3 are probably undoable or crap but there's some solid stuff. Lets just say Parapalegic Bullriders, Boxes of severed penises, Canine Murder, Accidental sex, Hate Marriages, Gay bathouses, Viking/Herpes Metaphors, Out-Prostituting Prostitutes, Dr.Who Novels, Robot Minions, Secret Identities, Cross-dressing, Menacing the handicapped, AIDS fun runs, Self-Multilation, Miscarriage and Girls Gone Wild may or may not show up as part of my future award winning short film. I know you hope its the Penises.
Anyways we all know how it will end up being
Danke Alex
See you all in Vancouver. I still love you Edmonton. Even if you keep trying to revitalize downtown.
CAM
P.S. (If you didn't know) the show Dock, Dan Pinese, Warren and I voted best hour of t.v. which never panned out "Hatching , Matching and Dispatching" returns with new episodes to the CBC on friday. I'm already laughing remembering that blind kid.
THIS is for everyone who complains about me making up words. They will make me a millionare. Cromulent and Dickety will always be close to my heart.
But the important thing of the day is I spent it reading book after book on my family history:
Things that run in my extended family
- lukemia
- alcoholism
- divorce
- miscarriages
- poorly named children
People in my family who, from their names are clearly from Alberta and/or Porn Stars
- Spike
- Butch
- Jock (2)
- Ruby
and last but certainly not least
- Holly Wood.
Strange and Hilarious Tragedies to fall upon my family
- Getting hit on the head with a baseball and having a violent personality change
- 3 , count 'em, 3 orphans who don't know anything about their families
- Getting terminal lukemia in the 70s and it never killing them, nor having any doctors being able to explain why to this very day
- Husband takes money you gave him for christmas presents and uses it to buy women's lingere for himself.
Well, thats it for Edmonton. If you care Goeal-wise I got around 17 script treatments done in 24 days and am god fucking damn proud of it(hey everyone, hire me as your personal writer). Sure, 1/3 are probably undoable or crap but there's some solid stuff. Lets just say Parapalegic Bullriders, Boxes of severed penises, Canine Murder, Accidental sex, Hate Marriages, Gay bathouses, Viking/Herpes Metaphors, Out-Prostituting Prostitutes, Dr.Who Novels, Robot Minions, Secret Identities, Cross-dressing, Menacing the handicapped, AIDS fun runs, Self-Multilation, Miscarriage and Girls Gone Wild may or may not show up as part of my future award winning short film. I know you hope its the Penises.
Anyways we all know how it will end up being
Danke Alex
See you all in Vancouver. I still love you Edmonton. Even if you keep trying to revitalize downtown.
CAM
P.S. (If you didn't know) the show Dock, Dan Pinese, Warren and I voted best hour of t.v. which never panned out "Hatching , Matching and Dispatching" returns with new episodes to the CBC on friday. I'm already laughing remembering that blind kid.
posted by Cam at 11:31 PM
2 Comments:
Totally unrelated but...
There's a room on my floor of someone who moved out but now that i'm back there's a mini Australian name plate on the door with the name "Judy" on it.
I hope she's a crazy Aussie
Cam, you do realize i have a relative named SONNY RENE right? that's pronounced SUNNY RAINY.
my family has the worst names ever.
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