Dear Professor,

When I school someone on Wilde's expression of Aesthetic Utopianism, especially the class annoying dude, regardless of the "learning agreement" I should be able to:

a) Stand up on my desk

b) Yell " SCHOOL'D" or perhaps "YOU GOT SERVED"

c) Have everyone who is in agreement on this schoolin' (including you Doctor) pull hats over their eyes, cross their arms or simply comically look away in shame for the schoolee and saw in an enthralling chorus "awwwwwwwww" or to a lesser extent "shiiiiiiiiiiit"

d) I may be allowed to choose to end it with the statement "Naw, you ain't worth it.", a "suck it", "Flying suck it" or some sort of preformance of "The People's Elbow" on they ass.

Oh, and also

If I talk about the guy who painted this:
It doesn't imply I want you to segue into a conversation about the guy who wrote this:
If you are smart enough to know these two people, don't be stupid enough to base your conversations on your amusement that two words sound alike.

CAM