I dont usually fault my mom for bugging me I can't keep a girlfriend but today she crossed the line.
Here's the transcript:
Mom - "I like liver sausage and boiled spinach but your father doesn't like those."
Cam - "Everything that you like to eat that he doesn't sounds like hobo food."
Mom - "You'd know about hobo food, wouldn't you?"
Cam - "The worst I did recently was fry bacon and put it in leftover vegetarian chili."
Mom- "No wait, aren't you a gypsy?"
Cam - "Because I move so much? I dont really steal enough to qualify."
Mom - "What about stealing toilet paper from the school?"
Cam - "Yeah, I'm a gypsy. Next semester for my part time job I'm going to arrange, promote and fight in bareknuckle boxing matches."
Mom - "You can't do that. You have a nice nose, you don't want to ruin that nose."
Cam - "Broken noses are pretty cool. I could be like Owen Wilson."
Mom - "Yes but first you'd need to have a girlfriend in your corner to wipe your brow and stitch up your face."
Where the hell did that come from?
CAM
Here's the transcript:
Mom - "I like liver sausage and boiled spinach but your father doesn't like those."
Cam - "Everything that you like to eat that he doesn't sounds like hobo food."
Mom - "You'd know about hobo food, wouldn't you?"
Cam - "The worst I did recently was fry bacon and put it in leftover vegetarian chili."
Mom- "No wait, aren't you a gypsy?"
Cam - "Because I move so much? I dont really steal enough to qualify."
Mom - "What about stealing toilet paper from the school?"
Cam - "Yeah, I'm a gypsy. Next semester for my part time job I'm going to arrange, promote and fight in bareknuckle boxing matches."
Mom - "You can't do that. You have a nice nose, you don't want to ruin that nose."
Cam - "Broken noses are pretty cool. I could be like Owen Wilson."
Mom - "Yes but first you'd need to have a girlfriend in your corner to wipe your brow and stitch up your face."
Where the hell did that come from?
CAM
posted by Cam at 4:57 PM
4 Comments:
I think it was a little too out of left field to be a good burn. Plus it totally makes a conflicting movie reference (Her Rocky I-V to Cam's Snatch).
that just makes it sound like you've already shared too much of your life with your mom, she shouldn't know the details of where your toilet paper comes from
I came up because I was bemoaning that living with girls meant i probably had to actually buy toilet paper again rather than steal the school's
LOL, moms are strange and hilarious creatures. I love how, often, it seems like they don't think about what they're saying.
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