Lets See What's In The News
It would seem famous "Bodybuilder" John Riggins (a.k.a. porn star Rod Roddick) died yesterday on the New York subway after a strange collapse. So far they haven't figured out just what killed him.
HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT WHAT KILLED HIM!?!?!?!
Just look at that bastard. He's taken so many steriods he looks as though his veins and muscles are struggling to actually burst out of his skin.
we'd better call the CSI's in on this one.
CAM
P.S. What kind of shitty news do I read?
It would seem famous "Bodybuilder" John Riggins (a.k.a. porn star Rod Roddick) died yesterday on the New York subway after a strange collapse. So far they haven't figured out just what killed him.
HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT WHAT KILLED HIM!?!?!?!Just look at that bastard. He's taken so many steriods he looks as though his veins and muscles are struggling to actually burst out of his skin.
we'd better call the CSI's in on this one.
CAM
P.S. What kind of shitty news do I read?
posted by Cam at 12:01 PM
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I predict that his death was the result of a football to the crotchal area. It's lined up perfectly for a good punt.
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