Dear anyone who ever complains about their boyfriend/girlfriend/relationship/many sexual partners
Today I:
a) Hit on a girl who ended up having gone to the same school as me but was in grade 9 when I graduated and revealed to me that regardless of how cool I was when I graduated it was all wiped clean as she had no idea who I was
b) Ate dogfood to impress a girl. She proceeded to drink the rest of my champagne and sleep with someone else.
Love your partner tonight
CAM
P.S. Jesse Thorn himself replied to my post on New Sincerity. I've never been so set straight in my life. Thank you Blogging.
posted by Cam at 2:32 AM
3 Comments:
1. Sincerity is not sincerity if you name it. What a dink.
2. That photo makes me weep and laugh (note: AT them, not with them) at the same time. I find it confusing.
Whatever. Jesse Thorn has a voice that makes women in a three mile radius instantaneously orgasm.
You win Cam, you always do in regards to relationships. That's what a new sinceretist would say, with an emo glow to their tears. I say fuck it, with a pomo irony that causes a weeping in-between the lines. Save face, be pomo. Laugh.
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