My new movie is about a girl that gets something stuck in her vagina
But it's really about Christmas and speakin' up for yourself.

Things you can learn about me by looking at my film career thus far:
- I am confused by vaginas / interested in their ins and outs
- I wish i was an OBGYN
- I like to see how far I can go before even desperate actors won't be in my movies
- I'm attracted to ideas I can never fully explain to my Grandma

Is there such thing as gateway theft?

Illegally downloading things makes up easily 40% of my day. And not just the grey area. Sure I love my music and television but I its a special treat to dip into free movies, video games and comic books.

But most of what I download is crap. Seriously. If i can get through a multi-comic story arc in less than 20 minutes without pause for beautiful art/storytelling I'm in trouble. So then why constantly break the law just to continue boring myself?

I justify it because most of the stuff I download is stuff I would never have the finances to give a chance. Like a movie I heard was good (lets say... Best Picture Winner "Crash") and want to see it but have also heard it's not so hot(From lets say...Dan Pinese)

I need Illegal downloading to constantly reassure myself that the Dan Pineses of the world are doing me a service by telling me not to watch things, listen to things, read things or play with/look at things.

I just hope my next "download" doesn't end me with me renfro-ing to jail for Grand Theft Boat (which incidently sounds like a great idea for a game I'd love to illegally download).

On an unrelated note...

My vote for best educational band is THE BAND because they are THE BAND you think of when you are wondering about History and the American Civil War.

Don't give me this Decembrists historico-pastiche give me hard , fast THE BAND facts.

The only thing that gets in the way of THE BAND's historical accuracy is their need to tell impassioned tales of yore from the biased perspectives of those living them (and rhyming...and sometimes covering other's less accurate songs).

But seriously "Acadian Driftwood" talks about The Battle on the Plains of Abraham, which is badass and manages to rap a little about Americo-Canadian relations and even throws a little French history at you. You learn so much in that song about the historical plight of the Acadians you don't even realize the tears falling out of your eye holes.

Thats knowledge motherfuckers.

CAM

P.S. runner up is clearly Hard N' Phirm