On Notice

1. Ninteen Year Old Girls

2. Three Missed Classes

3. Middle-Aged Actors

4. Bus Drivers

5. East Pender St.

6. Festival Cinemas and to a lesser extent Zach Braff and Rachel Bilson

7. Thalia : Muse of Comedy and Idyllic Poetry

8. Sobriety

...they know what they did....

so not on notice: Kellen's brass balls and second in a line of superiors I've seen nude

Seriously

I'm your wingman. We are your wingmen/women.

We love your antics, it's why we pal around. We love to live vicariously through you because it makes our sometimes meager lives seem a bit more important.

We know your weaknesses and do our best to cover them so you can have sex. I can't really explain why. It's a deep thing.

But we are not you.

It's wonderful you brin us to meet eachother and buy us drinks and sit us next to eachother but man oh man is that wrong.

Would you love it if you had sex and your BFFs had sex on the same night? Maybe... I dont really get your mindset.

Regardless we are creatures quite different and not as fond of the random hookup as you. We Don't really get it.

we have our loves and our crushes and silently pine for them. you wouldnt understand.

But know we are happy and so on. We like to talk with one another and make fun of you.

I hope you enjoy your sex

Cam