One Cannot Delay the Creeping Dread with Alcohol Alone
(N.B: This is posted later because i was apparently too drunk to post it last night. But it is in original form)

Do you like that title? It could be like a morrissey lyric when he was tired(yeah it could)...or maybe a bad teen angst poem. I like it. Creeping is a good word.

I've come back to photo blogging...it's really a lost art. Like...vase....making?

I think I'll have a one up on Kathy if I just post these while sauced out of my mind on rye.


It was Warren/Julie's birthday. Festive.
I kicked my shoe at Casey when she was on the porch. Needless to say it missed and she had a good time.
I had an anecdote about a girl catching a hair straightener between her legs and getting burnt. It was suggested her vagina would not be unlike Freddy Kruger. This is what we assume that would be like. Note: Evil Claw hand.
Bangs ruin photos.
Normal photo.


Then notice angel wings and warbler sticker.

I can't quit me.

I think Casey and Martin are being racist.
Apparently moms broke up our party.

Hot shoe mommas

I told Karly her hair made me want to barf to make her feel bad.
I am dressed like a militant.
This photo is about being a broseph.

Or about first year film students I offended with my candor.

I just met Nojan.

The trick is to not mention he's Max Fischer.

His friends are famouser than mine.

I know that girl from somewhere. Anyone? Is she part of your posse?

Dear Aunt Warren,

Thank you for the party. I had a good time. I met a lot of nice people who were nice to me. Nojan waited for the bus with me. Did you know he's friends with Matthew from Project Catwalk? That makes me question my sexuality a little. I hope you enjoyed your gift of ENDLESS BLOWN UP BALLOONS AN ALCOHOL. See you next birthday

Senior prom! Woo! I can't believe we are graduating!

Sincerely but also Love,

CAM

Dear anyone who ever complains about their boyfriend/girlfriend/relationship/many sexual partners

Today I:

a) Hit on a girl who ended up having gone to the same school as me but was in grade 9 when I graduated and revealed to me that regardless of how cool I was when I graduated it was all wiped clean as she had no idea who I was

b) Ate dogfood to impress a girl. She proceeded to drink the rest of my champagne and sleep with someone else.

Love your partner tonight

CAM

P.S. Jesse Thorn himself replied to my post on New Sincerity. I've never been so set straight in my life. Thank you Blogging.

Where the Beautiful People Are: According to uncopywritten public photos

Kathy is victoria school for the performing and visual arts Edmonton, Alberta's friend
One time he got hamburger caught in there New Wife. Pls fwd N-fo.
She's smirking like that because she knows she's at the same place as Chloe Sevigny
School's a Bummer
Have a Good Summer
ROFLS

CAM

My new movie is about a girl that gets something stuck in her vagina
But it's really about Christmas and speakin' up for yourself.

Things you can learn about me by looking at my film career thus far:
- I am confused by vaginas / interested in their ins and outs
- I wish i was an OBGYN
- I like to see how far I can go before even desperate actors won't be in my movies
- I'm attracted to ideas I can never fully explain to my Grandma

Is there such thing as gateway theft?

Illegally downloading things makes up easily 40% of my day. And not just the grey area. Sure I love my music and television but I its a special treat to dip into free movies, video games and comic books.

But most of what I download is crap. Seriously. If i can get through a multi-comic story arc in less than 20 minutes without pause for beautiful art/storytelling I'm in trouble. So then why constantly break the law just to continue boring myself?

I justify it because most of the stuff I download is stuff I would never have the finances to give a chance. Like a movie I heard was good (lets say... Best Picture Winner "Crash") and want to see it but have also heard it's not so hot(From lets say...Dan Pinese)

I need Illegal downloading to constantly reassure myself that the Dan Pineses of the world are doing me a service by telling me not to watch things, listen to things, read things or play with/look at things.

I just hope my next "download" doesn't end me with me renfro-ing to jail for Grand Theft Boat (which incidently sounds like a great idea for a game I'd love to illegally download).

On an unrelated note...

My vote for best educational band is THE BAND because they are THE BAND you think of when you are wondering about History and the American Civil War.

Don't give me this Decembrists historico-pastiche give me hard , fast THE BAND facts.

The only thing that gets in the way of THE BAND's historical accuracy is their need to tell impassioned tales of yore from the biased perspectives of those living them (and rhyming...and sometimes covering other's less accurate songs).

But seriously "Acadian Driftwood" talks about The Battle on the Plains of Abraham, which is badass and manages to rap a little about Americo-Canadian relations and even throws a little French history at you. You learn so much in that song about the historical plight of the Acadians you don't even realize the tears falling out of your eye holes.

Thats knowledge motherfuckers.

CAM

P.S. runner up is clearly Hard N' Phirm