You asked for it...... HALLOWE'EN PARTY SPOOKTACULAR

a.k.a Boo-nanza

There are the 3 ghastly ghouls, or at least 2 ghastly and one "wha..?", that greet you at our door.
p.S. the last one's name is "Phantom Kitty"

Now, to start things rolling I thought i'd give you some photos of my costume. I'm not one to usually take a picture of myself at a party so this led to the awkwardness of taking non-party photos of the costumes. You all better appreciate this dammit:

Costume #1 "Polywhirl" from Pokemon (a.k.a. WTF? I found this for 5 bucks at value village):

Polywhirl cares about your future. Polywhirl wants to hear about your problems.

Costume #2: O.G. Gameboy (a.k.a. basically streetclothes) :

Here i'm going for the "huh, wha?" of an american apparel ad because i figure they'd probably sell this.

Traditional Polywhirl attack pose?
Distracted flarey indie-gameboy
Aaaaand finally emo-myspace polywhirl.

thats enough masturbation for now... ON TO night #1: the pub.

Mike and Yuka lookin' soooo gooood. They also both look like they are smiling in that way where you make the "eeeee" sound.
bumper car's just chillin. I imagine mike is imitating someone
Warren is apparently eccstatic to see people he sees on a bi-daily basis

I'm pretty confident that if I died tomorrow , simply based on my hot roomates and ex-roomates i'd have a pretty sexy funeral full of hookups and the like.
"Flying franks cause pain, painful memories"
Laura is going to cut my hair so give her lots of high fives if it is awesome and remember her face for revenge if she ends up being the delilah to my well groomed samson.
I tried one good pose but still fucked it up.
Remember me....for my hot friends.....
Is it just me or is warren a little creepy here?
Not enough people give props for the slutty costumes. They take a toll folks . come on. Give them some love.

P.S. i have 9 million photos of Ang and Katie and sometimes Anthony if anyone wants them

Julie was either the girl from Resident Evil or just well dressed. or maybe i'm way off.
a) did you know people are cool with blackface now? i had no clue. this is the kind of thing i need to be told about

b) Sharon you devil!

The Peak offices were invaded due to coldness
AMANDA MADE THOSE PANTS HERSELF!
Dock tried to be a Halloween miser but methinks i saw a twinkle in his eye.
How is that pose so pornographic? I have much to learn before I become a pornographer.
Note how it's raining everywhere except one spot totally taken up by Rhianna.

-----end day one----

Day two was a dalliance into film kid territory. fun for all.

Its one thing to have a good costume...its another to BE it. Motherfucker IS bubbles.
That dog dressed like it had a slutty construction worker carrying it. I wish i'd thought of that.
Scott is a party staple. He doesnt even need a costume. That other guy with scott is slowly becoming one too. I felt he also was a patsy in the great glasses stealing caper. Patsies must stick together.
I really need to see "the warriors" so i can understand George's costume.
Note a) Evan is awesome.

b) You can tell who the models are in our class based on how they can find a camera, even when its incognito

This was completely posed. Liz's ability to produce what seems to be actual shock creeps me enough for 1000 halloweens.
Who let Kellen touch fire? nothing good can come of this.

Man, you think something like Photography can't get any more ninja, then BAM...ninja photography.
And lo, nothing good came of it.
Note the mortification in this photo comes not from the dancing but that , yes, I am going to photograph it.
This is Alex Leigh Barker, i thought she hated me because the first day we met she both yelled at Sophie so much she still talks about it and also I held her in a full nelson while kellen sprayed whiskey out of a squirt gun into her mouth. But she doesnt. I need to meet more people like her.
I kept falling asleep at the party but everyone though i had alcohol poisoning. Now that i see this, i know why.
Adina said to me : "Cam, we dont every have anything to talk about, whats up with that?" then proceeded to fight with Robbie over whether or not she could sweep the floor.
I end this all with some photos of people dancing in front of a t.v. playing predator which was about 90% of the action that night...not that there's anything wrong with that...



After that night i got sick and didnt do the other plans. I'm still sick to my stomache. Thats probably why I wrote that emo anti-halloween entry. But assuming i go to class tomorrow that was my halloween. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.

I'm crazy photo-blog. I got damn photos instead of real content. NOW GIMME SOME CANDY!

CAM

WARNING: Sooooper Creepy Halloween-Related posting ahead:
Not photos. Expect those monday or later.

I like halloween. I really do, always have. As a kid I snapped at one point and was wierdly afraid of a lot of stuff but kind of got over it through Halloween and horror movies and the like. I'd still like to know what made me snap like that...but whatever...
Anyway, the whole dressing up/parties and especially constant scary movies on t.v. made me enjoy it a lot.

I would say this is a youthful holiday ruined by our age.

Well, not ruined...but sullied.

Like how New Years, when we were young, was about sneaking alcohol and partying without parents, Halloween used to be about being scared, dressing up, candy and maaaaaybe some making out. a little.

Now we're older we've capitalized on the making out . Nothing wrong with that. But with the slutty costumes and the playing around Halloween for the single person has become , more than any other holiday, a guntoyourheadgottagottagotta hook up holiday. Thats a lot of pressure.

Slutty cat girl? slutty schoolgirl? its just too much. Though in the past few years I guess somoene can find solace in the fact it seems shirtless slutty man costumes are as common as boobage. But yes, if you arent making out, you feel like you're really missing out on something, like that kid who has more apples and toothbrushes while their brother has full mr.bigs. God damn mr.bigs.

But luckily there is fireworks and booze to soften any blows. As for this halloween, it's gone good. Good parties , seeing most friends and I only drank myself into oblivion to miss one, albeit the pinnacle party. But what of the best part? The Horror Movies???
Well Warren and I watched "Haute Tension" the other night which i think is french for "world's biggest plothole". But it was still pretty pop-out good. The French are surprisingly influenced by Friday the 13th

Right now I'm watching "tales from the darkside"...nothing better than a little "multiple horror short" movie. We really need more of those. And this has Debbie harry.

But I'm rambling now. I hope the spooky images are spooky enough for you.

And I leave you with the BEST little creepy thing i can think of ...

you gotta turn out the lights though.

CAM

P.S. my special treat for you is a link for FREE NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD

If I learned one thing upon viewing the new Tony Scott/Richard Kelly vehicle "Domino", it is this:

Kiera Knightley has FANTASTIC breasts. No, fantastic. Look above. Seems decievingly flat/possible little floppy breasts/misshapen nipples/boney boney rib breasts but my friends, no. No they are nice. They look bigger than they seem. They sit well. Good proportions. Man.
In fact, female celebrities have GREAT breasts. The last bad pair of breasts I remember were on Naomi Watts and that was really more a picky "nipple length" issue.

This leads me to think...are female celebrities cast simply based on how good their breasts look? Do very attractive women automatically have very attractive breasts?

OR

Are there strange, unknown and unnaffortable to normal non-celebrities like us, tiny miniscule persnickety little plastic surgeries to like tweak the nipple and fix how the breast hangs on the chest etc.?

Its an odd phenomena , but a phenomena I'll just have to grow to accept.

And truth be told most of the pairs of breasts i've encountered in real life have been pretty fantastic too.

Maybe breasts are just fantastic...

What do you think Natalie?

CAM

P.S. In related news, I've recently become At-Large Representitive for the Itty bitty titty comittee

P.S.S. Ian , this post is also to make up for not coming to the show. I hope you enjoy pornography!

P.S.S.s. In regards to the film "Domino" beyond the breasts, it is fair. I'm not much of a fan of Tony Scotts tricks, i find them a bit distracting, but the script is entertaining and fairly solid. It does try a bit to be cool, but if you just let yourself enjoy it, it's fairly good, though not as fantastic as the breasts. Mo'Nique is at her funniest, and a surprisingly good actor too. I must watch more showtime at the apollo.