"THOSE SLUTS STOLE YOUR GLASSES!"
That was the cry heard 'round east van last night.
My night started off as lighthearted drinking games and ended as one of the most complex mysteries to ever plague mankind.
I dont know whenI took my glasses off. I dont know when I last had them. I dont know why anyone would want to steal a pair of perfectly good glasses, but after an hour of searching...nothing. they are gone. They were at Shoel's house and now they're gone.
These are the suspects:
1. Girl who took my glasses off my face and noted , though I had astygmatism in one eye, she had it in both
2. Pot smoking girl who invited me into the Sauna, later pranced around nude, and was the only person around my pile of clothes
3.Whomever overturned all the bags up in Shoel's room
4. Nice , industry gay boys who seemed overly concerned in stealing things and getting me very drunk.
5. Shoel's lame Seth Cohen roomate who told us "you guys are at 10 , and we need it at 2"
So, 1 and 2 had the opportunity. 3 has the whole mens rea of searching for something and it seems to fit 4's M.O. and 5 is apparently so concerned with being lame that he will do something as low as taking my glasses away.
All i know is i feel date raped and my eyes hurt looking at this screen.
I hope I get them back
CAM
P.S. Though the image is blurry without glasses, THIS is the funniest thing i've seen in a while
That was the cry heard 'round east van last night.
My night started off as lighthearted drinking games and ended as one of the most complex mysteries to ever plague mankind.
I dont know whenI took my glasses off. I dont know when I last had them. I dont know why anyone would want to steal a pair of perfectly good glasses, but after an hour of searching...nothing. they are gone. They were at Shoel's house and now they're gone.
These are the suspects:
1. Girl who took my glasses off my face and noted , though I had astygmatism in one eye, she had it in both
2. Pot smoking girl who invited me into the Sauna, later pranced around nude, and was the only person around my pile of clothes
3.Whomever overturned all the bags up in Shoel's room
4. Nice , industry gay boys who seemed overly concerned in stealing things and getting me very drunk.
5. Shoel's lame Seth Cohen roomate who told us "you guys are at 10 , and we need it at 2"
So, 1 and 2 had the opportunity. 3 has the whole mens rea of searching for something and it seems to fit 4's M.O. and 5 is apparently so concerned with being lame that he will do something as low as taking my glasses away.
All i know is i feel date raped and my eyes hurt looking at this screen.
I hope I get them back
CAM
P.S. Though the image is blurry without glasses, THIS is the funniest thing i've seen in a while
posted by Cam at 4:45 PM
4 Comments:
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Adam
That possibly is the funniest thing i've seen in a while and i actually saw it.
At least East Hastings just swallowed your glasses and not your soul
Dear Lord. Funny. And sorry to hear about your glasses. I've recently lost a sweater-- do you think the slut elves are involved in that too?
That clip is hilarious... for a moment I thought that they were going to use the shot where the kid see's the girl twins, because he said there's hardly anyone to play with. bwahaha.
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