The of case The stolen Specs: A Cameron Mystery

Here's the case as I know it now, reconstructed from footage for your benifit.

Early on in the night we were playing drinking games, wearing helmets, holding beers. Glasses remained intact, well on my head. No signs of those babies flying off.
Again, Here I am, drinking beers, hitting on girls, undoubtedly (since Scott is with me) planning the consumption of some drugs and/or related tomfoolery. Even so, glasses remain intact.
Later, pictured in left of frame, standing apparently steady, being fed vodka watermelon.
Glasses still entact, even due to drug consumption, alcohol infused melon consumption and comical homoeroticism.
Look how much we ate. Glasses intact no less.
Now a lesser detective would point to the glasses in George's hands, but no...not chunky enough. This photo though is important to show that someone, drunker than myself that night could keep track of their glasses. Also proves that my multiple trips to the hot tub for ciggarettes and to hit on girls did not result in them floating around in the water. So there.
This photo just made me laugh. Also it proved Meghan (pictured in the middle) wasn't that drunk (at least enough to pull off funnyfourth wall destruction) and thus her statement that I had glasses when she left is correct.

Also, I had glasses while playing Lethal Enforcers, one thing that astygmatism makes nearly impossible. And i was good damn it. I shot every one of those ladies running across the screen.
Now the suspects: Look at that sultry redhead and wheeler dealer raising a glass in the corner. They scream: THEIVES! They are already seducing everyone out of everything they own.
Don't even get me started with Cohen. Look at that Harem. I think one of them is Korean too. They have been after me since i made fun of that guys traditional wooden whistle. But thats another story.
Here is some serious evidence: a) devious boys planning to the right of frame and b) further right, my bag, possibly containing glasses. Coincidence?

Up, and to the right.

UP AND TO THE RIGHT

Now look above knesha and her missing shoe to above where the boys clearly have hold of Jeff's vodka, later to be stolen and almost wholly consumed in the sauna by said boys. Devious...evil...glasses stealers.
And here is the next day , notice no glasses on the sewing table....shame shame shame

also, If i never get those glasses back , notice the fact that Shoel has a sewing table. ha ha.

Though not too ha ha because i want him to tailor my clothes

actually, be nice to shoel.

Just focus on fighting evil and getting my glasses back!

CAM