Things I learned without pants , While drunk....right now:
a) Never try bad sex with a girl, it'll haunt you
b) Don't ever try to make up bad sex with bad makeouts. It's worse
c) Be prepared if all else fails to be a running joke with her friends.
c.2) Anecdotes are very much worth ruining other peoples lives
d) always hire warren for photos (166 , coming soon!)
e) Never be attracted to a girl when you are only wearing underwear unless you are alone , in a room , where an erection is not a bad idea.
f) Sure, it's good to get a girl drunk to move things along, but you don't have to make her puke
g) Hanging out with people you dont like/know is sometimes fun.
h) never pass up the chance to be set up on a date. no matter how crazy.
I) you never know

ending on I makes it ...uhhh... self reflexive?

CAM

P.S.

An Ode To Mario Golf: The Haiku

Turtle putts. No voice
His jabs under sarcasm
Waligi. Wah ah.

thats all for you. How's that for informed sass?