Things I learned while being drunk, not wearing pants (Right NOW!):
a) Don't try bad sex after two forties with a girl, it will bite you in the ass
b) If you should try bad sex , definitely dont try to fall back on bad makeouts
c) If that even fails, be prepared to be some sort of running gag with her friends.
d) Dont play drinking games
e) Dont be attracted to anyone, anywhere while pantsless unless you are prepared for them to see an erection
d) If that works out for you , remember, though a girl getting drunk always helps things move along, dont make her puke.
e) No , really.
f) Always employ Warren to take photos (166!)
g) pants are a blessing and a curse.
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