My Toshiba computer has committed suicide so I thought I should inform you of the important goings on in my life, and thoughts as well as continue to not update my sidebar because I'm lazy. Or maybe i'm still listening to that same record, huh?
anyway:
- A girl tracked me down via the internet to ask me on a date. I , of couse, havent phoned her due to embarassement.
- Its easy to mock analog pornography until your computer goes down.
- I went to Victoria to a film festival we were in. Film festivals are stupid to reward only the director because directors don't do a lot. Or maybe I'm just a bad director who doesn't do a lot. probably the latter.
- I finally was "The Hoon" again thanks going to a game of texas hold'em with two people I met three years ago.
- I am almost as bad at Mario Golf as I am at poker. But at least I know the rules.
- Cannibal: The Musical, as put on by my mom's co-worker's daughter/my school chum and Mark Little's ex-roomate was funny and while critically panned, a constant money earner. We should all go into fringe theater.
- Adults dancing to maribma music is like watching the holocaust
- Kids today don't drink enough, complain about smoking too much and only want to hit on 28 year olds who ride on motorcycles. Consequently I can't go parties without feeling like Paul Lynde.
- Look that one above me up. Only the most female and homosexual will figure out that reference
- I also can't go to parties without making fun of guys who look like Joss Wheadon fuck up magic tricks. And i can't make fun of them without being so loud they hear. Even when completely sober.
- WHY AM I SO LOUD?
- That night I had a dream where Orla and I went to a convenience store run by Joss Wheadon and bought a frozen lasagna. My dreams are boring.
- I know what a cooper does.
- Joel and Amy are having a "Don't you hate Pant's" party this weekend. Ask for more info.
Thats all for now. I should really be focussing my time on trying to fix my computer.
CAM
anyway:
- A girl tracked me down via the internet to ask me on a date. I , of couse, havent phoned her due to embarassement.
- Its easy to mock analog pornography until your computer goes down.
- I went to Victoria to a film festival we were in. Film festivals are stupid to reward only the director because directors don't do a lot. Or maybe I'm just a bad director who doesn't do a lot. probably the latter.
- I finally was "The Hoon" again thanks going to a game of texas hold'em with two people I met three years ago.
- I am almost as bad at Mario Golf as I am at poker. But at least I know the rules.
- Cannibal: The Musical, as put on by my mom's co-worker's daughter/my school chum and Mark Little's ex-roomate was funny and while critically panned, a constant money earner. We should all go into fringe theater.
- Adults dancing to maribma music is like watching the holocaust
- Kids today don't drink enough, complain about smoking too much and only want to hit on 28 year olds who ride on motorcycles. Consequently I can't go parties without feeling like Paul Lynde.
- Look that one above me up. Only the most female and homosexual will figure out that reference
- I also can't go to parties without making fun of guys who look like Joss Wheadon fuck up magic tricks. And i can't make fun of them without being so loud they hear. Even when completely sober.
- WHY AM I SO LOUD?
- That night I had a dream where Orla and I went to a convenience store run by Joss Wheadon and bought a frozen lasagna. My dreams are boring.
- I know what a cooper does.
- Joel and Amy are having a "Don't you hate Pant's" party this weekend. Ask for more info.
Thats all for now. I should really be focussing my time on trying to fix my computer.
CAM
posted by Cam at 3:39 PM
7 Comments:
I really enjoy the fact it's "Joel and Amy" having the party and not "Joel and Heather"...althought I assume it's that way because the people who read your blog are more likely to know me over Joel and will DEFINITELY know me over Heather
A "don't you hate pants" party? I'm intrigued.
wtf h8 you blogger. I'll try again
A "don't you hate pants" party? I'm intrigued. I think Amy should put up a rediculous ad in her blog XD
Done and done
Cameron Maitland. Why don't you write for me?*
*This is meant to be both a question and an old-timey proposition.
Dammit, I will be back one weekend too late for the "don't you hate pants party", this means I will likely have to go pantless at a non-pantsless party at a later date.
I only have one minor criticism of your blog, namely, there seems to be a sad (and appalling) lack of reference to mario golf. one recent reference does not make up for years of completely ignoring it. more to the point, people LOVE mario golf, and the sooner you learn that, the sooner you can have a rewarding relationship with your audience.
otherwise, a fine blog. it's confidently self-effacing, visually compelling and perhaps most importantly, sassy (which, in my limited understanding, is one of the highest compliments that can be paid to a blog).
-Anna
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